Anyway, wanna the grate things aboot livin in London is ye get tae see sum faemis peeple. Thair wuz me walkin doon Earls Court Road the day and a sort a cut intae a wee side street and headed fur Fulham Road and who did a see walking in front a me? That grate German fitba playir, Michael Ballack walkin way wanna his team mates; Didier Drogbha a think! A only think it was Drogbha because he didna huv his name oan the back a his shirt but a know he’s injured and this guy wuz limpin as well. Mind ye Michael didna look very fit either; maybe it’s aw the crap English food these lads eat when they get tae England. Wan thing is fur sure, a widdnae pay any ow these two dumplins aw that money that that Russian fella is gein them.